Shirtless Zac Efron, Hottest Yet

shirless zac efron, too hot for his shirt,

shirless zac efron, too hot for his shirt,

Well ladies and gents, here it is. Perhaps the hottest shirtless photo of zac efron out in the net. What else can the ladies say? They all want this man, and for good reason.

A shirtless Zac Efron doesn’t usually appear on screen. Perhaps if he did, his career would go further, just like any male celebrity in hollywood. Everyone wants to sell you as a sex object. Nothing more, nothing less.

Here’s the lyrics to one of my favorite high school musical songs. Zac, you should really listen to the message of this one (which ironically you yourself have been singing on TV all this time):

Zeke:
You can bet
There’s nothin’ but net
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I’ve got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it’s making me lose control

bascetball players:
Everybody gather ’round

Zeke(spoken):
Well if Troy can tell his secret than I can tell mine…I bake

bascetball players(spoken):
What?

Zeke(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy

bascetball players:
Not another sound

Zeke(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee

bascetball players:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Martha Cox:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It’s a secret I need to share

Brainiacs:
Open up, dig way down deep

Martha Cox(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!

Braniac(spoken):
Is that even legal?

Brainiacs:
Not another peep

Martha(spoken):
It’s just dancing. Sometimes I think it’s cooler than homework.

Brainiacs:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Skaterdude:
Listen well
I’m ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there’s no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I’m ready to let it fly

SkaterDudes & SkaterDudettes:
Speak your mind and you’ll be heard

Skaterdude(spoken):
Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer… then i’m coming clean! I play the cello!

SkaterDude 1(spoken):
Awesome!

SkaterDude(spoken):
What is it?

SkaterDude 1(spoken):
A saw?

Skaterdude(spoken):
No, dude, it’s like a giant violin!

SkaterDudes & SkaterDudettes:
Not another word

SkaterDude 1(spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?

Skaterdude(spoken):
Coat and tie

SkaterDudes & SkaterDudettes:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo

Everyone:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Sharpay:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Someting is really

Ryan:
Something’s not right

Sharpay:
Really wrong

Sharpay & Ryan:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it

Skaterdude:
Gotta play

SkaterDudes & SkaterDudettes:
Stick with what you know

Sharpay & Ryan:
We can do it

Martha Cox:
Hip hop hooray

Brainiacs:
She has got to go

Sharpay & Ryan:
We can do it

Zeke:
Creme Brulee

bascetball players:
Keep your voice down low

everyone:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No

Sharpay:
Everybody quiet

Gabriella(spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?

Monique(spoken):
Not me, you.

Gabriella(spoken):
Because of the callbacks? I can’t have people staring at me! I really can’t!

everyone:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo

Well, mister shirtless Zac Efron, what’s your next career movie? Will you take the hollywood low road or the high road? Does it even matter if you can get money?

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